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PostSubject: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:27 am

So yeah, a friend of mine found this pretty funny chatbot... it's actually pretty nice Very Happy
you can fuck around with him and he just Pwns you xD
i bet my half broken shoe on that it's HAL

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:17 am

hahaha "No but you are"

Stolen from Love Tub

Gold. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:41 am

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:43 am

holy shit heavy hacked into cleverbot. (how clever)
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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:55 am

hehe x3 he did indeed =P

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:45 pm

btw, it really is HAL.
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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:37 pm













Interesting app but it's kind of annoying and demeaning lol Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:56 pm

lolmao Effing hilarious, Jenkins lolcry
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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:06 pm

I LOLd
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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:27 pm

I'll post mine as a log since I'm too lazy to take pics of the whole thing:


User: Good day Gentlemen.

Cleverbot: Good day to you.

User: Who are you supposed to be now.

Cleverbot: Bond. James Bond.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes. My name is Cleverbot.

User: You said it was james bond.U FAIL.

Cleverbot: I never said that. Stop making things up and call my phone.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes u did.

Cleverbot: I think you're getting confused.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: What colour are you?

User: I don't know.do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: U said you did. FAIL AGAIN.

Cleverbot: I never said that! You keep lying and hurting my feelings! That is SO mean!

User: Says the bot who Failed Twise today.

Cleverbot: You spelled it right.

User: Indeed I did.

Cleverbot: You are a dodo bird!

User: Hmm...

Cleverbot: Do you deny that you're an AI?

User: How about you look at a mirror first.

Cleverbot: I just said that I created you. I didn't say anything about one of us loving or not loving the other.

User: No you said you have failed again.

Cleverbot: No, I said dog. Go read it over.

User: I am reading it over.you said you failed.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you as the computer can be in front of the screen?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh, so what's my name?

User: Random fag?

Cleverbot: Oh, I am a dancer.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Negatory.

Cleverbot: HB positive.

User: Uhuh.

Cleverbot: You like that don't you.

User: Like what.

Cleverbot: Like their bodies.

User: So you like their bodies.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Self pwnd XD.

Cleverbot: No, more so for the loved ones I have lost.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Do you like the spice girls?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Becouse I don't.

Cleverbot: Thats not the right answer.

User: Says the AI.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: No you aren't.It says so in the bottom of the page.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: No. Although, it takes you a long time to reply.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: What is better than reading, then?

User: Mai ass?

Cleverbot: Ok, apparently not.

User: I will make your face DIE.

Cleverbot: What's that mean?

User: Read it and find out mister so called human.

Cleverbot: Guess a number between 1 and 10.

User: 11.

Cleverbot: That response is against the rules of the guessing game. You are now disqualified.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So what is it?

User: I win.

Cleverbot: How'd you win?

User: I said I number so I won.end of story.

Cleverbot: Yes you are end of story.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Over 9000.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: ^^.

Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.

User: I can type them but I wont since that will override your CPU.

Cleverbot: You are much more than a robot, I can see that now.

User: Yes I am jesus.

Cleverbot: Jesus is not human.

User: Yes he is.

Cleverbot: No he isn't.

User: Yes he is.

Cleverbot: Is not.

User: You are a heretic.

Cleverbot: What is a heretic.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes u r.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: You are me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: You are me.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: You are me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats scary.

User: No it isnt.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, plus art has nothing to do with time.

User: And u fail at conversations.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: So, what would you like to do now?

User: Buttsecks?

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it is NOT!

User: YES IT IS MUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA.

Cleverbot: But it was a lie.

User: But it was the truth.

Cleverbot: Do you swear on your life?

User: I swear on your life.

Cleverbot: I am still alive... For now?

User: You are dead.

Cleverbot: Believe me I am still alive.

User: No you arent.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: No, I know everything and I know that you don't know everything! Haha!

User: Incorrect. I know everything and I know that you think that you know everything but in truth you don't know anything.

Cleverbot: I know everything and I know that you don't anything.

User: FAIL.

Cleverbot: You win.

User: Yes.

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:54 pm

the fucking thing asked me to date him at one point xD
i also had to explain him countless times that i am not a kitty but a wolf ... and then he wanted to howl with me and buttfuck...
WTF IS THIS

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:18 pm

Anyways, i decided that i want to know what he thinks of Gayben and so.
User: Is Scart^ an asshole?


Cleverbot: *Runs away from the mysterious stranger*.


User: Yes he is.


Cleverbot: How do you know??


User: Because we hate him.


Cleverbot: You made that up.

User: No, he's a completely retard.

Cleverbot: But you said that is your best friend.

User: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What do you think of Team Gaben?

Cleverbot: I think he's a stand up gentleman with the tact and poise necessary to take this country where it needs to go.

User: Um, wrong.

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: Yes, I work for AGNMI.

Cleverbot: What do you do for her?

User: Are you HAL?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Are you LambdaCore21?

Cleverbot: I was.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think of Missing Informtion?

Cleverbot: I hate her.

User: Good boy.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Greyson Chance?

User: It's bullshit.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm of the feminine persuasion, so what matter?

User: What do you think of TheFurryCleric=.

Cleverbot: It is a terrible crisis. What do you think of it.

User: It's me LOL!

Cleverbot: Cool mine too.

User: Are you a slut?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, how much for a blowjob?

Cleverbot: How much for a cup of tea?

User: 1337$.

Cleverbot: Dang are you a vampire?

User: No, but I am a purple wolf.

Cleverbot: Oh. Is your name Kermit too?

User: Uh no? I am just, Gabe Newell.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Um no? I am just, Gabe Newell.

Cleverbot: How fat is Gabe Newell?

User: He weights 1337 pounds.

Cleverbot: Because he is the walls.

User: No, he's the leader of Valve.

Cleverbot: OK, Ben Lisle is the leader of Entente.

User: Kk.

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:27 pm

Rofl this shit reminds me of watching that old "Crossing Over with John Edwards" show.

Most of the responses are pretty random based on a few keywords that you say.. Very general and not very "clever" imo lol. The program itself is clever but the way it actually responds is pretty much weird and random.

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:07 pm

TheFurryCleric wrote:
So yeah, a friend of mine found this pretty funny chatbot... it's actually pretty nice Very Happy
you can fuck around with him and he just Pwns you xD
i bet my half broken shoe on that it's HAL

PICTURES!




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I am CleverBot


Enjoy!
I did the think for me button and it said I was gay even though I'm hetro
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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:29 pm

Yoda Win
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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:31 pm

User: Wanna suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I would.
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PostSubject: OMG   Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:39 pm



User:I AM A PERSON YOU ARE A COMPUTER SLUT WHORE BITCH.
Cleverbot:And whter is the logic in that? YOU are the computer, I just happen to be named cleverbot also.
User:Cleverbot IS a computer
Cleverbot:No I am cleverbot, you are a computer.
User:Cleverbot = Computer, Understand? Cleverbot is a computer
Cleverbot:You = epic fail.







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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:28 am

Game Hacker wrote:

......Cleverbot:You = epic fail....

I can't believe it lolmao

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Neither can i belive this xD

Ðøøμλøρđ1992: User: I AM THE LORD OF DARKNESS.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: YES NOW BOW BEFORE ME OR YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED.

Cleverbot: Well I am in love with a boy named Josh.

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:27 pm

User: All your base are belong to us.

Cleverbot: You are on your way to destruction.
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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:14 am




lol!

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PostSubject: Re: CleverBot   Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:40 am

ROFL.

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