卍 This forum isn't your average Father Grigori's. AGNMI is like your heart. It justs stops beating when you are dead 卐
 
HomeFAQRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Meet Alex Hart

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Crash-Override
State of the Badass-art
avatar

Posts : 374
Age : 31
Location : The Lab
Join date : 2010-03-03

PostSubject: Meet Alex Hart   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:40 pm

*Camera
starts of pointed at a mans back. The man takes a deep breath, walks forward
and opens the door. 10 people sit in a circle on chairs round a small table.
The man waves and pulls a fake smile, the people wave back*






Man: "Hi, ummm....I'm Hart and...Im a drug user...."





People: "Hiiiiii Haaaaart"





*Make special graphic for: Meet Hart.*





*Hart sits nervously on a chair, smoking a cigerette. Suddenly a
woman stands up, puts her hands togeather and smiles*






Woman: "Now then people, we all learnt ALOT about each other last
lesson, especially you frank, you know what i'm talking about"






*The woman points at a very fat man, finding it difficult to
breath. The man looks a little uncomfortable and shuffles on his seat. Hart
looks over at the man, pulls a half disgusted half.*






Woman: "Now, seeming as we have a new addition, why doesn't he start
hmmm? Hart? Would you like to go first?"






*The people look round at Hart, nodding in agreement to the woman.
Hart looks back with a face of panic, scratches the back of his head and gulps*






Hart: "Ok umm...Well my names Alex Hart....I'm 25..Now, I am
by no means a bad man....ok?"






Idea #1:


*Camera cuts to Hart giving Sarge a cigar. Sarge grins, nods and
puts it in his mouth, grinning as he lights it. Hart stands grinning from ear
to ear, snickering slightly as Sarge takes a deep drag. He stops with a
perplexed looked on his face, takes the cigar out of his mouth and sniffs it
curiously. The cigar explodes in his face, leaving him with his eyes half shut
and his mouth in a snear. He turns back to look at Hart, who is now in
hysterics on the floor, clutching his stomach, pointing at Sarge and laughing.






Idea #2:


*Camera cuts to Hart cradling his gun, almost in tears. Gen stands
next to him trying to console him. Harts head darts up and he evily stares at
Gen*






Hart: "....You killed Taneyha man....This is my FAVOURITE DAMN
GUN!"






Gen: "Dude it wasn't my fault!"





Hart: "YOU WENT DOWN TO GET IT CLEANED, NOT TO TURN IT INTO A DAMN
WATER PISTOL!"






*Hart pulls the trigger and a small trickle of water fires from
the barrel*






Gen: "Dude I know! I went down there and i said "TAKE CARE OF
THIS GUN IT'S HARTS!" I fought 'em after kicking and screaming man"






Hart: "You've only just BEGUN to scream you little prick! I'LL KILL
YOU!!!!"






*Hart lunges at Gen's throat, nocking him of screen, camera holds
in posision. Suddenly a crack can be heard and a soft whimper from Gen*






Gen: ".....my spine..."





*Camera cuts back to the group. Hart is rubbing his hands togeather,
still looking very nervous, the group looking back with faces of judgement
across them*






Hart: "Neither am I an angry man..."





Idea #1


*Camera cuts to Hart playing on an arcade machine, loseing very
badly*






Hart: "Oh come on.....no no no no no no!"





*Severaly beeping sounds can be heard and what sounds like alot of
pain*






Hart: "JUMP YOU LITTLE ARSEHOLE, JUMP!!!!"





*Hart starts viciously yanking at the joysticks, getting angryer
and angryer*






Machine: "Game Over. You suck!"





*Hart glares at the machine, pulls out a tazor and inserts it into
the coin slot. The machine fizzes, explodes and suddenly an alarm sounds. Hart
jumps, darts hits head from left to right then looks back at the machine,
pointing at it*






Hart: "THIS ISN'T OVER!!"





*He kicks the machine as hard as he can then jumps on the spot for
a second, holding his foot and cursing. The machine then suddenly spurts back
and a light appears from the tip*






Machine: "WARNING, ROBBERY IN PROGRESS! ALERT ALERT!!"





*Hart panics and runs for the door, chased by 2 security guards.





Idea #2.


*Camera cuts to Hart at a vending machine trying to order a
milkshake and a choclate bar. Smiling he puts in the money, presses the buttons
and waits. A loud ERRR sound can be heard asif the machine is out of both the
items. Harts face gets a teeny bit angry as he puts another 2 credits in. The
same sound goes off again and his face screws up to be a bit more angry.






Hart: "Oh come on...It's There! It's says it's RIGHT THERE!"





*Hart looks over the machine, looks from side to side cautsiously
then smacks the side of the machine. Suddenly an alarm goes off and Hart jumps
out of his skin.






Machine: "ALERT ALERT! CODE 39436175880932/B! FOOD THEFT IN
PROGRESS!"






Hart: "WHAT!? I'M NOT ROBBING YOU! I JUST WANT A SHAKE AND A
GODDAMNED CRIPSY BAR!!"






Machine: "FOOD THEFT IN PROGRESS! REQUIRE IMMIDIATE
ASSIT--mfffarmfmfm"






*Hart rips off his coat and shoves it over the speaker*





Hart: "Now listen you sad excuse for coffee machine, either
you shutup and give me milkshake and cripsy bar, or i'm gonna start -rewiring
things, ok?"






Machine: "OK..."





Hart: "Promise?"





Machine: "Promise....."





*Hart removes the coat and takes a deep sigh, suddenly the alarm
goes off again. Harts face scrunches up to be as angry as it can be*






Machine: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I had my circuits crossed!"





Hart: "Right!!!"





*Hart grabs the machine, yanks at it, smashes it back agasint the
wall and tries to tare the front off, kicking it in the front, almost foaming
at the mouth. suddenly his foot goes through the front glass and his milkshake
and choclate bar fall out. He gleefully picks them up, picks his finger up at the
machine and strolls off, cackling evily to himself*






Machine: "This isn't over! I remeber your voice!! OUR PATHS SHALL
CROSS AGAIN AND YOU SHALL REGRET TAGGLING WITH THE POWER OF THE FANTASY DRINKS
CORP!!!!"






*The machine suddenly sparks and releases all its contents on the
floor, followed by many children comming along and stealing it all*






Machine "AHH! NOO!! THATS NOT YOURS!!! ALERT ALERT!! GRAND THEFT
CONFECTIONARY IN PROGRESS!!!! HEEEELP!!"






*Camera cuts back to the group almost sneering at him. Hart isn't
so much as nervous now, more defencive. He shuffles round a bit and corsses his
arms*






Hart: "I mean hell, if you go through what I go through you need
drugs damnit!"






*Camera cuts to Hart in the middile of a battlefield surrounded by
Rebels. Explosions are going off, people are flying around all around him,
getting shot in funny ways, falling off things. Suddenly he holds his arms up
to the sky and shouts*






Hart: "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"





*Camera cuts to abouve him in the battlefield, then back to him
and the group*






"--And HELL, I'D be the first to admit i shoulnd't be put
into ANY kind of authority..."






*Camera cuts to him sitting at a desk. He smashes his fist down on
the table with an angry look on his face*






Hart: "SMOKING SHOULD BE MANDATORY!!"





*Camera cuts to him holding a gun to Gen's head with an evil grin
on his face*






Hart: "Eat the shroom Gen..."





Gen: "NO!! I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE YOU!"





Hart "Eat, the, shroooooooooooom Geeeeeeeeeeen"





*Hart points the gun at Gens crotch. Gen almost breaks down into
tears and puts his hands togeather praying. Camera cuts back to hart looking a
bit angry now*






Hart: "And i'm a DAMN good sniper on my meds!"





*Camera cuts to Hart running along a ridge, chasing a rebel. He
stops, takes a quick aim and shoots him in the head. Camera then cuts back to
him in the chair*






Hart: "-AND HACKING TERMINALS!"





*Camera cuts to him hacking into a computer and ordering several
dozen riot squads to outside Sarge's Room. Camera cuts back to him on his seat,
smiling*






Hart: "Damnit I'm a FAR BETTER PERSON ON THEM!!"





*Camera cuts to him screaming with a joint in his mouth, then cuts
backto him on his seat*






Hart: "I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE!!!!!!! Ya' know
what, fuck this, I don't need a group, who's with me!!!??"






*Hart stomps over to the door, kicks it open and stomps off. The
fat man quickly rises from his seat, holds his fist up and shouts*






Fatman: "DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"





*Camera cuts to infront of Hart's face, in the background the
group can be seen dog-piling onto the fatman*






Hart: "Alex Hart don't need none of this shit..."





~FIN~
Back to top Go down
http://www.moddb.com/mods/toxisresiduum
Inquisitor Doomlord
Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus
avatar

Posts : 4068
Age : 25
Location : On the battlefield.
Join date : 2009-09-26

PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:48 pm

great stuff you got there hart Thumb up

_________________
Back to top Go down
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Felgerian
TheNewCity

avatar

Posts : 3020
Location : IN HEEEEEEEELL
Join date : 2009-10-10

PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:59 pm

Very well written. I loved the water gun part.
Back to top Go down
katatonic717
—————————————— I AM A NAZI |===| THE SHAME OF MANKIND ——————————————


Posts : 1507
Age : 117
Location : Aimlessly wandering the cybernetic void... Searching for a home...
Join date : 2010-02-27

PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:16 pm

Hart: "Eat the shroom Gen..."

Gen: "NO!! I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE YOU!"


that was some of the funniest shit I have ever read
Back to top Go down
LambdaCore 21
Drama Queen
avatar

Posts : 1417
Age : 27
Location : Germany
Join date : 2009-09-26

PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:42 pm

Crash-Override wrote:


[...] The cigar explodes in his face [...]

priceless lolmao

_________________
Back to top Go down
Jenkins

avatar

Posts : 789
Age : 30
Location : One of the moons of Omercron Percieye 8
Join date : 2010-05-09

PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   Mon May 10, 2010 4:43 pm

LambdaCore 21 wrote:
Crash-Override wrote:


[...] The cigar explodes in his face [...]

priceless lolmao


Ahahaha yeah love that bit too... Would be funny if he had one of those Bow ties that spins and makes a whirling sound when the cigar blows up rofl slapstick comedy is WIN

Hot Shots anyone? lol!

_________________


EGO Engine Mod Wiki | Demolition Derby Mod for GRID | ToxisResiduum | Caste | My Youtube | My Songs
Jenkins' Game Reviews | Jenkins' Tutorials
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor.".
Back to top Go down
http://www.moddb.com/mods/toxisresiduum
Crash-Override
State of the Badass-art
avatar

Posts : 374
Age : 31
Location : The Lab
Join date : 2010-03-03

PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   Tue May 11, 2010 6:32 am

LOL yes hart also has charlie sheen thrown into the mix....damn you jenkins lol
Back to top Go down
http://www.moddb.com/mods/toxisresiduum
Jenkins

avatar

Posts : 789
Age : 30
Location : One of the moons of Omercron Percieye 8
Join date : 2010-05-09

PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   Tue May 11, 2010 6:39 am

Crash-Override wrote:
LOL yes hart also has charlie sheen thrown into the mix....damn you jenkins lol

You know you love it ;D

_________________


EGO Engine Mod Wiki | Demolition Derby Mod for GRID | ToxisResiduum | Caste | My Youtube | My Songs
Jenkins' Game Reviews | Jenkins' Tutorials
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor.".
Back to top Go down
http://www.moddb.com/mods/toxisresiduum
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Meet Alex Hart   

Back to top Go down
 
Meet Alex Hart
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Top 10 Class of 2016 Players
» Meet Akeem the Assamite Vizier (NEW NPC)
» Swap Meet at Newport Games Saturday Morning 11am to 1pm
» Tom And Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes (2009) DVDRip XviD
» Alex 2.14 is available

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
卍 Anti Gabe'N'Missing Information 卐 :: Source Modifications by Anti Gabe'N'Missing Information :: Toxis Residuum-
Jump to: