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 Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"

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PostSubject: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:53 pm

Yeah lets review this peice of shit, shall we?
first off all, there is some small things i wanna say. i crashed OVER 9000 times (acuattaly it was 8 x3)
And the TAP/ТЪП makes the HL2beta engine very weak compared to it without patch on. this is a big problom!
other things that TAP/ТЪП does, is that it fucks up the console so you can't open it befor entering a map :/
and the loading time is horrible long x.x

now lets take some screenshots and look at em :3

here is the "chapter screen selecter" whichs in useless as this patch :/


Grenade launcher for OICW, yet sounds cool... but never had a chance to try it :c


one of the worst things is what it does to the oicw :C

Maybe you can't see it... but it keeps fucking shooting after pressing the trigger :c

And i wonder how many of you that will agree with me here:


speaking of how the TAP/ТЪП makes the engine weak.

of course it could run that map :v but if it couldn't (like my other map) then it would ahve been horrible >:C

And yes, what can you say? this is why i really hate the axel project...

yes u have to type the damn SV_cheats 1 to use any cheats Suspect

and this is stupid too

why did they had to use the retail cops???

in-game screen, nothing different huh?


The loading screen. also the only cool thing about this patch :/


yeah kinda just to proof that it can run "coast_fortress"


Another very useless thing, the 357 (the weapon that crashes hl2beta) :/


and then some other things i couldn't show due to how week the axel project makes the engine...

well, lets have a rate.

3/10 ad only because of the loading screen and that i can have all weapons by typing "Impulse"
alse, the mod is just fail out of the eyes. fuckign epic fail..

EPIC FAIL thats how it is!

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:57 pm

ТЪП = Really really stupid in my language lolcry
TAP really is an Ocean of Failure

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:58 pm

yeah, can't describe it in other words then just,
EPIC FAIL

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:00 pm

or maybe

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:28 pm

wow, you can name the fail right after looking at the gay coloring in the 1st pic

DOUBLE FACEPALM

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:31 pm

and they call this "getting shit done"

this IS shit lolmao
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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:22 pm

What, they finally released it?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:26 pm

yes, and it was a fuckign wast of time :v

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:55 pm

TheFurryCleric wrote:
yes, and it was a fuckign wast of time :v


indeed.i've never heard of a "patch" that does not fix anything,but adds more bugs lolcry

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:41 pm

they made it on purpose

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:25 pm

putting the 357 in the beta? The 357 wasent even in the beta, what is the point of doing that? Shoop Da Whoop
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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:30 pm

Crash15 wrote:
putting the 357 in the beta? The 357 wasent even in the beta, what is the point of doing that? Shoop Da Whoop


there is no point

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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:06 pm

so the axel project is jsut once again, THE E3 TECH DEMO!!! i love it....all these mods, and all these cunts have done is E3 tech shit that we all saw at the time that was all fake anyway...idiots.........make something good ¬_¬
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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:47 pm

What I want to know is why hasn't anyone made a weapons limitation system for a beta mod.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:07 pm

When I tryed to install it it fucking broke my beta Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:09 pm

What the fuck are you thinking, posting in a 5 month old thread?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst HL2 Leak patch ever. Also known as "The Axel Schweiß Project"   Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:10 pm

Theuaredead wrote:
When I tryed to install it it fucking broke my beta Evil or Very Mad


OMG! i know D: that was my point of the review o.o
i still can't get over this fail.

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