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PostSubject: Doomlord's whimsical adventure in Dark Souls.   Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:12 am

A day after my first impressions:

>figures might as well give Dark Souls another try instead of chickening out like a casualfag due to ultra shit porting.
>digs up controller from a pile of junk and plugs it in.
>leethax skills ACTIVATED. controller works perfectly now.
>finally manages to get out of cell.
>spends next 30 minutes figuring out controls and pondering what idiot thought a controller is better than Mouse + KB.
>fucking console plebs. continues through dungeon.
>kills some zombies. still can't get used to controls. SRLSY WHO THE FUCK PORTED THIS SHIT?!
>gets out of dungeon.is in a courtyard with bonfire. rests. ok...
>gets up and looks around. finds a cell door. locked. WONDERFUL!
>looks around some more.
>only way through is a big door.
>goes through said door. is in a big hall. walks a bit. giant demon shows up out of nowhere.
>dead.
>respawning.
>goes through said door again. anticipates demon this time. dodges first attack. hits demon with sword.
>weapon does nothing.
>dead.
>respawning yet again
>goes through said door yet again. demon shows up.
>spam bombs at it. they do fuckshitass damage.
>FUCK YE... game starts lagging.
>dead.
>DAT OBLIGATORY RESPAWN
>wasted bombs not replenished.
>Boss at full HP.
>1 bomb left.
>dead.
> ...
>Fuck this shit.

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PostSubject: Re: Doomlord's whimsical adventure in Dark Souls.   Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:07 am

I got it for the 360 some time ago, and I still haven't been able to beat it. It has got to be the most unforgiving game to ever be developed and released.
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PostSubject: Re: Doomlord's whimsical adventure in Dark Souls.   Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:36 am

lol!
Best review i have read in a while lolcry

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