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PostSubject: Delightful times with ze Kaptain   Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:46 pm



22:18 ч. - Captain: The army is gowing but the anit-brony army is growing even more. So we must spread the word to try and stop the haters from starting a full blown war. BRONIES UNITE!!!!!
22:18 ч. - Captain: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/forbronyonly
22:19 ч. - Đoomłorđ: oh god that spelling
22:19 ч. - Captain: in there ass
22:19 ч. - Đoomłorđ: oh look raddestroyer is here
22:19 ч. - Đoomłorđ: road*
22:20 ч. - Captain: yeah, i got there by looking on his profile
22:20 ч. - Đoomłorđ: again they can;t even spell ffs. XD
22:20 ч. - Đoomłorđ: i dont see how they think they can take us
22:20 ч. - Captain: dunno
22:20 ч. - Captain: they could do ANYTHING
22:21 ч. - Captain: i would never become a fan of this show
22:21 ч. - Đoomłorđ: i'll decapitate myself before i even begin to remotely think about thinking about liking it
22:21 ч. - Captain: i mean, really watched like 3 episodes
22:22 ч. - Đoomłorđ: i saw the intro and i vomited for 2 hours
22:22 ч. - Captain: its a childs show
22:22 ч. - Đoomłorđ: i ate some bad food beforehand but that shit contributed
22:22 ч. - Captain: yeah
22:22 ч. - Captain: on new years eve i was at my dads
22:22 ч. - Captain: i slept with the tv on
22:22 ч. - Đoomłorđ: oh and look what roadfag said My best line against brony haters. It always stops them in there tracks.
22:22 ч. - Đoomłorđ: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22:22 ч. - Captain: ofc
22:23 ч. - Đoomłorđ: and that's why we all gave up and went home
22:23 ч. - Captain: anyway
22:23 ч. - Captain: i was sleeping at my dads house, with the tv on
22:23 ч. - Captain: suddenly i wake up, 6 am
22:24 ч. - Captain: we have a channel that switches from comedy central to nickelodeon
22:24 ч. - Captain: and suddenly
22:24 ч. - Captain: MY LITTLE PONY
22:24 ч. - Captain: i thought what the hell is this crap
22:24 ч. - Captain: i mean I WOKE UP BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT
22:25 ч. - Đoomłorđ: it's THAT bad
22:25 ч. - Captain: i should write a creepypasta.
22:25 ч. - Captain: how this destroyed my life.
22:26 ч. - Đoomłorđ: i can write a whole novel about it
22:26 ч. - Captain: want something to laugh at?
22:26 ч. - Đoomłorđ: but there's no point in that. i'd rather take action
22:26 ч. - Đoomłorđ: and sure
22:26 ч. - Captain: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:MLP
22:26 ч. - Captain: read ANY of these
22:26 ч. - Captain: you will laugh your ass off
22:27 ч. - Captain: OMG ITS A PONY WITH BLACK EYES
22:27 ч. - Captain: IM SO SCARED
22:27 ч. - Đoomłorđ: someone thinks this can be creepy
22:27 ч. - Đoomłorđ: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
22:27 ч. - Captain: told you.
22:28 ч. - Đoomłorđ: my mind can not comprehend how such stupidity can even exist
22:28 ч. - Captain: me neither, but i find their definition of creepy quite amusing.
22:29 ч. - Đoomłorđ: i find it so laughable it can even be used to earn money
22:29 ч. - Captain: Hush now, smile now, your life is now behind you

Hush now, smile now, I know that I will find you

"Phew, at least that's over," I said nervously.

But then, It started another verse.

Hush now, smile now, I know where you live now

Hush now quiet now, now I'm going to find you

Yep. So that's it.

You know what they say, curiosity killed that cat,

'or should I say, curiosity killed' me.
22:30 ч. - Captain: seems legit.
22:31 ч. - Captain: a file on his pc kills him.
22:31 ч. - Captain: or it.
22:31 ч. - Captain: whatever.
22:31 ч. - Đoomłorđ: XD
22:31 ч. - Đoomłorđ: i also posted that group's wonderful description on the group for everyone to laugh at
22:31 ч. - Đoomłorđ: on our group that is
22:31 ч. - Captain: man there was one creepypasta that was really hilarious.
22:31 ч. - Captain: I NEED TO FIND IT
22:31 ч. - Đoomłorđ: send it as soon as you do
22:32 ч. - Captain: maybe it has been deleted..
22:32 ч. - Đoomłorđ: it was that shitty XD
22:34 ч. - Captain: This pasta may not be suitable for viewers of all ages. The content below can be considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work). View at your own risk.
22:34 ч. - Captain: NSFW because your coworkers would think you are a fucking faggot.
22:35 ч. - Đoomłorđ: XD
22:35 ч. - Đoomłorđ: exactly
22:35 ч. - Đoomłorđ: if i had an employee like that i'd get everyone to laugh at him and then fire him
22:36 ч. - Captain: yeah xD
22:36 ч. - Captain: Ok, I saw the episode, and... it was worse than anything I could ever imagine. The episode is called "New Friends." and it starts with Pinkie Pie sweeping her front porch. The two ponies I mentioned earlier come to her and say "enlist us" in perfect unison, "We'd be so much help." The scene cuts to static for two minutes, then comes back in with a "Two Years Later" banner, it then shows Marshall... cutting the cutie mark crusaders into pieces, with incredibly detailed blood and guts. It then cuts to Lulu, stabbing Rarity in the eye, she then says, in a low, demonic voice, "Don't fuck with Lucifer." It then cuts to the castle in Canterlot exploding, but with some clips of 9/11. It then shows Marshall and Lulu... eating... the extremely detailed, rotten and decaying corpses of Luna and Celestia, it shows horrific footage from violent movies, such as the throat cutting from Sweeny Todd, and the witch burning from "Twins of Evil", when it cuts to Marshall and Lulu looking at the screen for about 4 minutes, then they say... something, it was so distorted that I couldn't make it out. The rest of the episode is static.
22:36 ч. - Đoomłorđ: supid sacks of shit
22:36 ч. - Captain: oh god xD
22:37 ч. - Đoomłorđ: the fuck am I reading here XD
22:37 ч. - Captain: a "scary" story about mlp
22:37 ч. - Captain: but we both know its their fifty shades of grey
22:37 ч. - Đoomłorđ: yes it's so scary i forgot to shit my pants XD
22:37 ч. - Captain: OMG
22:37 ч. - Captain: HOW SCARY
22:37 ч. - Captain: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57887/creepypasta/images/c/c8/Bloody_rainbow_by_dramioneforver-d4jbryl.png
22:37 ч. - Đoomłorđ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
22:37 ч. - Đoomłorđ runs away
22:38 ч. - Captain shoots himself; too scared to live.
22:38 ч. - Đoomłorđ jumps off the window and dies
22:38 ч. - Đoomłorđ: we are now ghosts
22:39 ч. - Captain: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic_-_Season_1,_Episode_0:_Friendship_is_Dead
22:39 ч. - Captain: please. read the first paragraph.
22:39 ч. - Captain: and try NOT to laugh.
22:39 ч. - Đoomłorđ: failed
22:39 ч. - Captain: where did you fail?
22:40 ч. - Đoomłorđ: no i'm not a pedophile
22:40 ч. - Captain: i expected nothing less. xD
22:43 ч. - Captain: you only need to read the names to laugh your ass off.
22:43 ч. - Captain: Day of the Filly
22:43 ч. - Captain: Cupcakes
22:43 ч. - Đoomłorđ: the faggotry is strong
22:43 ч. - Captain: Sweet Apple Massacre
22:43 ч. - Captain: Rarity's New Dress
22:43 ч. - Captain: Genuine Bone Mannequins
22:44 ч. - Captain: Half-Baked Sun Cakes
Harmony is Horror
22:44 ч. - Captain: I MEAN SERIOUSLY
22:45 ч. - Đoomłorđ: XD
22:45 ч. - Captain: HARMONY IS HORROR
22:45 ч. - Captain: OH MY GOD I`M GONNA DIE!!
22:45 ч. - Đoomłorđ: MY ASS

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PostSubject: Re: Delightful times with ze Kaptain   Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:51 pm

Tears of laughter were shed.

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PostSubject: Re: Delightful times with ze Kaptain   Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:53 pm

Hahha xDD that has ot be the funniest thing i ever read LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Delightful times with ze Kaptain   Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:29 pm

AND YOU WILL NOW LOOK AT IT FOREVER

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PostSubject: Re: Delightful times with ze Kaptain   Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:06 pm

Action Hank warned everyone about the coming threat that is pedophiles who watch shows for little girls to get into their potential victims' minds, we were unprepared when the ponyfags finally struck.
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