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PostSubject: "The Tale of the Wild Fagsy" From Doomlord's side   Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:39 pm

Might as well educate you maggots a bit more.
Here's The Tale of the Wild Fagsy from when I first met that cunt to the creation our glorious citadel.

"Ahem.... A long long time ago in the mystical land called Steam I decided to join the infamous leak community. I made quite a few friends(some of which became traiters) through my craft of leak artifacts, like ArmoredScout(who decided to side with fagsy), The Dude, DigitalySane, and so on. Eventually I reached the (then) mighty Kingdom of Old Times. The Warlock group known as Team Gaben had already settled in the capital city. The Ruler of the kingdom was the innocent(or so I thought) Queen Fagsy. After spending some time there and eventually making a few more friends(like Ghost who became a traiter and a heretic and Crash-Override with whom we had a dispute over some stupid shit later and eventually became friends again) I got approached by the queen herself. She had taken interest in me after seeing my craft and wanted to befriend me. By that time the AGNMI empire was starting to gather strength in the far east. Me and the queen became good friends(she showed me pictures of herself EMPEROR FORBID THAT YOU EVER SEE THEM) and eventually she invited me and a few others to work on her great invention nicknamed HL2:003. Around that time The Emperor of AGNMI's right hand man, LambdaCore21 entered the capital city and settled in his own district which was nicknamed the Air Exchange Mod. Using his influence he convinced the queen to banish the warlocks from the kingdom, but that lead to the city's destruction soon after. This is when the queen became tainted by the Ruinous Powers. Eventually the capital was rebuilt but changes were made. The Warlocks were let back into the kingdom and were given full freedom of action, LambdaCore isolated himself in his district and things started to be generaly less friendly. Eventually LambdaCore left and the queen started to spread Anti AGNMI propaganda.The Anti AGNMI army was formed and most of us joined it. After a couple of conflicts things settled down once again. LambdaCore returned to the Airex district but soon conflicts between him and the warlocks started again. I myself was brainwashed by Queen Fagsy and was mostly against him. Eventually though the relationship between me and the Queen started to shatter. HL2:003 wasn't going to last long and pretty much everyone knew it. The Queen however started to get greedy. She demanded tons of artifacts from us 95% of which were not being used or were turned down due to not being good enough. Soon the mind games began. The queen was trying to keep us as her friends and trying to stab us in the back at the same time. Around the time after a massive 1 on 1 duel Me and LambdaCore finally came to a truse and replaced fighting with words.
The Great Warrior purged my mind from The Queen's lies while in the same time she drew the last straw. She finally admitted she was playing me for a fool.Very soon after I departed with LambdaCore to the newly created then AGNMI Citadel.The Bitch however followed us there. What followed were several bloodthirsty battles across the Citadel, The Capital City and Steam. AGNMI was eventually victorious and Old Times was utterly annihilated. The Queen herself was driven mad by the Ruinous Powers and mutated into the savage beast we know as the wild Fagsy. I was given command of AGNMI's military and the Empire eventually flourished into the Great Power we know today.

PS: That Victory however was not without a prise. The Bitch hired an ancient demon to destroy all my craft and it succeeded soon after I joined AGNMI. She tried to defend herself by blaming the sorcerer SuperBird but I've had a long talk with him and he revealed that fagsy had indeed hired a demon to do it. One day the bitch will pay for her sins. In time I will invade her perverted lair and purge that scum from the face of the universe once and for all."

THE END

Hope you learned why you shouldn't trust her under no circumstances.

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PostSubject: Re: "The Tale of the Wild Fagsy" From Doomlord's side   Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:00 pm

I recall that even in the early days of AGNMI, she was rather humorless.
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PostSubject: Re: "The Tale of the Wild Fagsy" From Doomlord's side   Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:22 pm

Fagsy must be destroyed. Shall I gather the other Foot Soldiers?
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PostSubject: Re: "The Tale of the Wild Fagsy" From Doomlord's side   Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:21 am

JustBarney wrote:
Fagsy must be destroyed. Shall I gather the other Foot Soldiers?

Fuck i lost my assasins im practicly defencles!!!!! pale she ll get me first damn
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PostSubject: Re: "The Tale of the Wild Fagsy" From Doomlord's side   Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:08 am

I LOLd

your story couldn't be more knight'ish lolmao

(and, of course, true)

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PostSubject: Re: "The Tale of the Wild Fagsy" From Doomlord's side   Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:25 pm

Stolen from Love Tub
For half a second i actually thought of making a knightly shrug just for this occasion XD

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