THREAD MUSIC!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYgzaAtUfQM&feature=player_embedded


http://omegle.com/


You: I AM A GENIE! I shall grant you THREE wishes!
Stranger: woa realy?
You: yup!
Stranger: I want a boyfrend!!!!
You: ok you know the walmart?
Stranger: ya
You: behind the walmart
You: in the dumbster
You: he loves you.
Stranger: D:


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You: hiya
Stranger: hi!
You: so we gonna fuck like animals or what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey there im looking for a naughty girl
You: Fuck you, you filthy peice of monkey shit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: shalalalalaaaaaaaaaa
You: fhgu
You: hyj
You: y
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You: ik
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You: oku
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You: pi
You: You suck.
Stranger: get a life
You: tijhhjjk
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You: k
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You: jtfruj
You: y6ru
You: r6
You: ir
You: 6ui
You: u7t
You: i
You: 8o
You: Ass
You: Monkey
You: Pickle
You: FUCK
You: FUCK YO COUCH
Stranger: im just glad that i have a life and a gf and am not a gf
(Then i left)

You: Rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk
Stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz :P
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Stranger: Maverick?
You: FUCKASSSEMIN Rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk
Stranger: Jeez
You: What?
Stranger: Ok
You: It's general conversation.
Stranger: Ok.... Take a big step back
Stranger: AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
You: Why?
You: It's impossible.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: WOOOOO
You: YEAH!
Stranger: FUCK YES
You: OH YEAH!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOO
You: FUCK YEAH MAN!
Stranger: YEAH, ROCK ON
You: UH HUH YEAH BRUTHAH!



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Stranger: hi!
You: ASSCLOWNS
Stranger: really?!
You: YES!
Stranger: ....
Stranger: what are assclowns?
You: clowns of ass
Stranger: it is all so clear now
You: I know right!
Stranger: thanks for sharing your wisdom
You: anytime pal
You: ;D

Stranger: hi
You: Ass.
Stranger: haha
You: Rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk?
You: Shit.\
You: Uhh...
You: SHITTING HELICOPTER TURTLES FROM SPACE
You: Oh cmon.
You: Uhhhh...Buttfucking monkey turtles that have jet propellers in their ass?
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck you
You: Semin.
You have disconnected. (This one sorta backfired.)

Went back to my roots of 4chan nonsense.

Stranger: like chocolate dick?
You: Gary
Stranger: motherfucking
Stranger: OAK
You: YES
You: FINALLY
Stranger: woah, wait.
Stranger: did I just stumble on a /b/ thread directive?
You: I typed "Gary" for over an hour
Stranger: lol.
You: waiting for SOMEONE to say "Oak"
You: finally
Stranger: dude, it's Proffessor Gary Oak. you cannot ignore his girth.
You: actualy I was gonna be "Gary 27" from Fallout3
You: and only say Gary
You: but
You: when you sadi Oak
You: I luaghed my ass off
Stranger: lol
Stranger: glad I could share some laughter, /b/rother
You: I've been trolling all day
Stranger: lol
You: *insert wallmart dumpster one here*
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: continue on your troll, good man. I've been calling white women who fuck black guys jigaboo jumpers.
You: XD
You: carry on /b/rother!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: horny 15yr old female from canada looking for some fun dirty chat
You: JUSTIN BEIBER IS THAT YOU?
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You: O GOD WAT HAPPEN
Stranger: WAT??
You: MAI DREGZ
You: DEY FLAI
Stranger: O NO
You: WAT WE DO
You: :c
Stranger: HAU DID IT CUM 2 ZIS
You: WE MUS PREPAR FAR NEU WOLD WAR
You: US VERSUS DA DREGZ
You: WI R SCREWE
You: D
Stranger: U SHUDN'T HEV PRESSD ZAT RED BUTTN
You: OH NO
You: I DID IT 9001 TIEMZ
You: WI R DED
You: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: FAKIN HELL
You: WI MUST COLECTED SANWICHZ 2 PREPAR FAR WAR
You: DEN WI US DEM AGANST EVUL DREGZ
You: ONLI DEN DA CURZ CAN BE LIFTAD
Stranger: I SHUD GO AND FAIND MAI BOMB SHEL
You: YUS
You: DO DAT
You: KWIK
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FITTING MUSIC

Stranger: hi
You: Yo wussup
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy
Stranger: im a girl
You: Sweet
You: Alright
Stranger: how old r u
Stranger: come on
You: Wassamatter you freaken stupid?
Stranger: fist of all bitch i aint stupid ur mom is
You: You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm actualy watching you fly through a windsheild!
Stranger: second of she also is a cunt,hore ,slut any a stripper
Stranger: ur also stupid
Stranger: punk ass bitch
You: I'm gonna beat on your skull 'till I hit tonsils.
Stranger: bitch slut hore bitch slut hore...........................................=9
You: Look at this, just caved in your skull- my Bat's still dry. No clumps a' hair, nothin'.
Stranger: where am i bitch ur probably gay anf if not ur a lil dick
You: Ya head's a freakin' Bat magnet! Bonk!
Stranger: ur mom a freakin dick magnet hore
You: Yo, I oughta' be on a baseball card!
Stranger: ur mom oughta be on a slut card
You: I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!
Stranger: #1 biggest slut ur mom
You: I will never... stop... killing you!
You: How's that feel, wimp?
Stranger: ur mom will never stop being a hore
You: Wanananananananana
You: I don't know who to thank first... oh, I know, me!
Stranger: ur mom wanna suck dick all night
You: Man, your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: Wave good bye to your secret crap dumbass!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: whats moer fun than watching a mexican man stab a deer in pain in the throat and watching the blood pour out like a soda
Stranger: f 9 usa
Stranger: u ?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFCn-Xgicxg
You: go to 3:20
Stranger: sex orgasem ahh yea im havin sex
You: no you arent
Stranger: right now
You: your living in your moms basement
Stranger: im serios
You: you weigh 400 pounts
You: wear glasses
You: and have a 5 inch cock
Stranger: i no bu it feels soo good
Stranger: actually 6 inch
You: no
You: 1 inch
Stranger: 0 inch
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: whats moer fun than watching a mexican man stab a deer in pain in the throat and watching the blood pour out like a soda
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFCn-Xgicxg
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You guys lol me.

Stranger: heyy
You: I WILL EAT HULK HOGAN LIKE A SALAD AND TAKE OFF WITH THE ROCKET FUEL BECUASE I KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS WITH THE TIME VORTEX IN FLAP JAW SPACE AND THE WORK DOES A TWISTY MAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZY!
Stranger: m/f?
You: AAAAUUUUUUHHHGGGGGG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Longest conversation ever.

Stranger: Hi asl :p
You: I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!
You: Boink!
Stranger: hot
You: -_-
Stranger: http://effervescentelizabeth.blogspot.com/
Stranger: My blog
Stranger: check it beezy
You: Flying kitties in a trashcan.
You: On fire.

Stranger: hey
You: STRANGER IS SPY.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: WITH A TOASTER
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: Oh cool, how did you get that?
Stranger: Rule 1 + 2
You: Wat.
Stranger: Rule 1 + 2 of the internet
You: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ?
Stranger: You must not talk about ***
You: Ass?
You: NEIRFIGRHGIREUYH
Stranger: /b/ goddamnit
You: ಠ_ಠ. BOINK
Stranger: why do I bother
You: Stranger ees spy.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ indeed, fine sir.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ Yes, quite.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: I agree with your ಠ_ಠ.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ▲
▲ ▲
You: What? We're having a ಠ_ಠ conversat-
You: TRIFORCE
Stranger: gotcha. newfag
You:
You: But, it's a deformed triforce.
You: See the little triangle over to the right?
Stranger: omegle's fault
You: Pancakes.
Stranger: and cheese
You: DEAR GOD
You: How did this conversation start?
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: Oh yes.
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: and rape with toasters
You: Yes.
You: I dont think that's possible/
You: Unless you think REAAAALLLLY hard.
Stranger: only one way to find out. now bend over
You: D:
You: Do you play Half-Life 2?
Stranger: Yeah
You:
You: What about TF2?
Stranger: nope, can't be assed to buy it
You: Boink!
You: Mine crashes whenever a particle is spawned.
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: I wunt portal 2.
Stranger: lol, I wonder if there will be cake
You: But,
You: What if it's a lie?
Stranger: then we shall be deceived. again.
You: Like The Mask 2 that was promised to be made around the super nintendo?
You: Or star fox 2?
You: Or something else that didint see the light of day.
Stranger: ABRUPT ENDING MUHAHAHA
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Stranger: ALBERT???
You: No, this is Patrick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: rAPE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.