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PostSubject: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:11 pm

see title^^^^^^^^

Mine is:

What's funnier than a dead newborn babe?

A dead new born babe in a clown costume


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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:29 pm

pretty much 98% of all jokes i've been hearing

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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:32 pm

What smells funny and sits in a chair?






Grandpa after the house burned down.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:09 pm

not trying a fight but

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I'll just copy/pasta this from my last post:


I love how your trying to fight with me

well when we both get banned I will find you in real life a personally tear your balls off


Lambda ban us both

I don't give a flying fuck about these forums anymore, and all I want is to get away from prod
he is nothing but a troll who lives to piss me off

well this is my good bye I guess

been real fun, bye guys
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:10 pm

kgprodigalist wrote:
not trying a fight but

katatonic717 wrote:


I'll just copy/pasta this from my last post:


I love how your trying to fight with me

well when we both get banned I will find you in real life a personally tear your balls off


Lambda ban us both

I don't give a flying fuck about these forums anymore, and all I want is to get away from prod
he is nothing but a troll who lives to piss me off

well this is my good bye I guess

been real fun, bye guys
Salute

Hasen't this happened every day for the last 2 months?
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:15 am

Dead baby jokes O_O

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.


What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.


What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!


What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
Sexy.


What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.


How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.


How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.


What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.


What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.


What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.


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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:21 am

"He must be entertaining the autistic children."
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:59 am

what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on Stolen from Love Tub
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:12 am

HAH! that one was actually funny XD

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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:37 am

terminators cousin wrote:
what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on Stolen from Love Tub


lolcry
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:43 am

terminator has the funniest joke atm lolmao

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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:39 am

terminators cousin wrote:
what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on Stolen from Love Tub

they both used to be black

and there both plastic
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:51 am

katatonic717 wrote:
terminators cousin wrote:
what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on Stolen from Love Tub

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

EPIC FAIL

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:00 am

pwnd lolcry

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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:08 am

doomlord1992 wrote:
pwnd lolcry

Logic beats stupidity.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:09 am

someone3333 wrote:
doomlord1992 wrote:
pwnd lolcry

Logic beats stupidity.

indeed.

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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:11 am

Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:31 pm

someone3333 wrote:
Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

I actually lol'd at that one

I LOLd
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:42 pm

someone3333 wrote:
Whats the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.


Old, but still cracks me up
Said that in my class once. Everybody but the teacher laughed. (Our teacher is a woman)
Also, the joke I remembered was with the woman and her period
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:53 pm

TheNewCity wrote:
katatonic717 wrote:
terminators cousin wrote:
what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on Stolen from Love Tub

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

EPIC FAIL

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.

xbox was black

360 is white

common knowledge
doesnt mean I'm a fanboy
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:55 pm

katatonic717 wrote:
TheNewCity wrote:
katatonic717 wrote:
terminators cousin wrote:
what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on Stolen from Love Tub

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

EPIC FAIL

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.

xbox was black

360 is white

common knowledge
doesnt mean I'm a fanboy

The joke mentions the 360

Stolen from Love Tub
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:59 pm

katatonic717 wrote:
TheNewCity wrote:
katatonic717 wrote:
terminators cousin wrote:
what do micheal jackson and xbox 360 have in common? kids turn em on Stolen from Love Tub

they both used to be black

and there both plastic

EPIC FAIL

HE JUST SAID THE PUNCHLINE.

Only kids make up alternate punchlines.

Oh, and the 360 was first white. Surely a 360 fanboy would know that.

xbox was black

360 is white

common knowledge
doesnt mean I'm a fanboy

as much as i want to kill myself for knowing this


regular 360 is white

elite is black

EPIC FAIL
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:47 pm

Shocked i posted a joke now this is a all out war
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PostSubject: Re: What is the most fucked up joke you have ever heard?   Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:58 pm

terminators cousin wrote:
Shocked i posted a joke now this is a all out war

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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